If you’re a comedian and booked to play a club with the following name, you might want to rethink it. Or kill yourself. Whatever. It doesn’t really matter because I just made them up.

 

1. The Chuckle Bucket
2. Comedians De Latte
3. Turn On, Tune In, Prop Out – All Prop Comedy – 7 Days-a-Week!
4. Uncle Happy’s Giggle Factory (and Brothel)
5. Something Smells Funny Theatre Restaurant
6. The Improv Sack
7. The Gag Reflex
8. Next Window Please! – The World’s Only Drivethru Comedy Club
9. The (Sick) Burn Ward
10. The Larf ‘n’ Barf