This was a very popular trending topic on Twitter for about five minutes. Here are my contributions. Read them before they become even more non-topical.

 

1. The 100 Metres Sneer
2. Spelling Bee
3. Pedestrian
4. Drug Running
5. People Watching
6. The 200 Metres Dancing on the Ceiling
7. Freestyling
8. Passive Aggressive Guilt Tripping
9. Hipster-athalon
10. Massage
11. Human Baby Catapult
12. Synchronized Yodeling
13. The Totally Unreal-lay
14. Buttering
15. Water Polio
16. Underwater Cockfighting
17. The 1000 Metres Plummet
18. Thinking or anything to do with the Arts or anything to do with not being a drug- taking freak