Thursday 19th March 2020

 

I wrote a song called All You Need is Love and when my wife told me it had already been written I screamed, “Yoko!” at her. She’s stopped talking to me but how long’s that going to last? I’m the only one who knows where I hid our taps.

 

Also, it’s just as well I bought all the toilet-paper because now there’s a shortage.

 

There’s a lot of mis-information about Corona Virus out there, and the best way to avoid it is to make up your own. For example, did you know that the Corona Virus had its name legally changed to COVID 19 because it was an easier personalised license plate to get?