51.

If I had 10 cents

For every great thing I’ve done

I’d have 7 cents

 

52.

Decontaminate

Pseudo-intellectual

Refrigerators!

 

53.

A murder of crows

Sometimes a crow is a crow

Not a bad omen

 

54.

When I die please use

My lifeless body to play

A practical joke

 

55.

Nothing better than

A nice, big slap-up breakfast

And there’s nothing worse

 

56.

More news, more ideas

More theories, more opinions

More ignored. Less time.

 

57.

There’s nothing sadder

Than a sad old man crying

Into his hanky

 

58.

A good poo is like

Great anal sex with yourself

Many disagree

 

59.

She’s looking at me

I look up. She looks away.

I’m looking at her

 

60.

Punch the warlords with

The paci-fist of fury

And some snide remarks