41.

Why is a haiku

Seventeen syllables long?

Why why why why why

 

42.

Gosh I like caffeine

Tastiest of legal drugs

I wrote this quickly

43.

I guess mums and dads

Sisters and brothers and aunts

Are all relative

 

44.

I watch cool cartoons

I eat tasty party pies

I am an adult

 

45.

If God is so great

Why won’t he lend me five bucks?

God is dead. And broke.

 

46.

A sars of glider

And a nice knot of poodles

For Reverend Spooner

 

47.

Don’t buy me nice things

I’m not worth the investment

Spend it all on beer

 

48.

Dinner with parents

Complaints about no grandkids

Worth it for the food

 

49.

Don’t say no to drugs

Don’t say anything to drugs

Stop talking to drugs!

 

50.

I typed thesaurus

On an online thesaurus

My laptop blew up