31.

Kaleidoscopic

Irresponsibility

Inevitable

 

32.

“Justifiable”

Socioeconomic

Xenophobia

 

33.

Lasciviously

Heterosexual

Hippopotamus

 

34.

Never buy razors

In packs of more than seven

They’ll be really crap

 

35.

I hope parents who

Take their kids to the football

Take them to plays too

 

36.

Europe is at work

Australia is sleeping

The web is peaceful

 

37.

Never absolutes

No rules we need to follow

Including that one

 

38.

I got it all done

And still had time left over

To drink hot green tea

 

39.

You’d smile more if you

Loved the ambiguity

You keep denying

 

40.

I can post this verse

Whilst sitting on the toilet

The future is now!