21.

The best skimming stones

Cannot be kept for too long

They are just rocks then

 

22.

My current record

From waking to out the door

Stands at four minutes

 

23.

Here’s a cheery thought:

No one ever changes and

We all die alone

 

24.

Too many lists of

Things to do… and nothing done

Add “do things” to list

 

25.

There’s nowhere to run

And there’s nowhere to hide… but

There’s somewhere to park!

 

26.

Too many boxes

Nothing to put inside them

Yep. End of story

 

27.

Getting a haircut

Never know what to ask for

Just cut my hair please

 

28.

Laughter is just a

Halting, interrupted scream

Humour is surprise

 

29.

Nothing better than

Waking up when you want to

Not when you have to

 

30.

My fear of cameras

Is not that they’ll steal my soul

But that they’ll show it