11.

The kid over there

Kicking the ball to himself

He’s an only child

 

12.

When we are given

Too many ways to do it

It never gets done

 

13.

All I want is an

Incredible Hulk Skateboard!

And World Peace… and cash

 

14.

Futilely trying

To cut down on the coffee

Tea is methadone

 

15.

All I do is sleep

All I do is want more sleep

Sleepy sleepy me

 

16.

I am the person

Most and least reliable

All else is fiction

 

17.

Drop me from a plane

Or shoot me from a cannon

Just aim me at you

 

18.

The crazy dream man

Screams “Musician Heal Thyself!”

I’m always trying

 

19.

One won one’s wonder

When one’s wandering won one

Once one won wonder…

 

20.

I ate lots of cheese

Just before going to bed

Dreams are my TV