Oct 18

100 Haikus (1 to 10)

1.
You are in two minds
One of them is yours, of course
The other is mine

2.
Juxtaposition
A giraffe watches a mime
Vomit into a hat

3.
I once saw otters
Read the bible to a priest
But I can’t prove it

4.
Photosynthesize?
I go to work in darkness
Come home the same way

5.
Worse than her falling
From her gilt pedestal is
Me falling from mine

6.
Hey you on the train
Yelling stuff into your phone
No one fucking cares

7.
I am decisive
Or I am indecisive
Or both. Or neither.

8.
Ok, here’s the deal
The weirder you say you are
The less weird you are

9.
Kurt Cobain is dead
All my heroes are dead
(Except the live ones)

10.
My favourite songs
Are dark and funny and sad
All at the same time