Aug 18

100 Haikus (91 – 100)

 

91.

She’s a mystery

Wrapped up in an enigma

Wrapped up in my arms

 

92.

Thousands came to hear

Jesus speak, and all he served

Were fish sandwiches

 

93.

The politicians

None of them have an ethos

Votes are their Jesus

 

94.

Ah, the Internet

Everybody is famous

And nobody is

 

95.

Compartments for songs

“You’re pop/rock/alt/comedy”

Am I? Whatever

 

96.

If you know for sure

You won’t succumb, that means it

Isn’t temptation

 

97.

Fake controversy

Don’t me tell what offends me

It’s so tiresome

 

98.

Brain is either blocked

Or hemorrhaging ideas

Never in-between

 

99.

We are not monsters

But we all follow orders

Given by monsters

 

100.

I play my new song

She lies and says she likes it

They can’t all be gold