81.

I walk on eggshells

I dance with the devil and

I skate on thin ice

 

82.

My mum texts me now

It takes her a long long time

Some words are misspelled

 

83.

Quietly singing

Song ideas into my phone

In a restaurant

 

84.

Time with each other

They smirk and say we’re lovers

Let them all think it

 

85.

Didn’t want to sit

In Santa’s lap because he’d

Been kissing Mummy…

 

86.

I wish she were here

Or I was there… but not both

That would be stupid

 

87.

She said she was French

Then she said she was joking

That is not a joke

 

88.

She didn’t know he

Was vain, shallow and empty

Not for the first year…

 

89.

One thing about me:

Sad films are the only thing

That will make me cry

 

90.

If the joke falls flat

Say it again and again

Till it gets a laugh