The first step in resolving a problem, is understanding the problem…
- Your eyelids fell off.
- Your bed is entirely made of live cockroaches and spiders.
- You are trying to list all of the reasons why you can’t sleep, for some reason.
- The guy in the apartment upstairs is trying to artificially inseminate a rhino with a jackhammer.
- You are placed in witness protection and they ask you to disguise yourself as a panda, but just around the eyes.
- You live next door to a train line. Not in a house or anything, just huddled pathetically next to the tracks.
- You played tetris for 18 hours straight and now when you dream, you only dream of coloured blocks and crying.
- Someone tattooed tiny pictures of werewolves on the inside of your eyelids
- Your pillow is too hot. And on fire a bit.
- You’ve just come out of a 30 year coma.