Men huh? Am I right? I mean what’s the deal… and so forth… etc.

 

Anyway here are ten cooking tips for men:

 

1. Don’t drop the cake on your male genitalia.
2. When shopping for capsicums remember a high percentage of men suffer from red/green colour-blindness
3. Be careful not to get your thick beard caught in the microwave.
4. Don’t cook or eat any estrogen unless you wish to become more feminine.
5. If you try to close the fridge door using your hips, it might be very slightly less effective than if a woman did it.
6. Don’t spill hot soup on your Adam’s apple.
7. Remember when you slow cook that you have a shorter life expectancy than a female.
8. Don’t attempt to use your vagina to stir anything because you don’t have one.
9. Don’t accidentally put your prostate in the salad.
10. Men do not enjoy having tips cooked for them because tips are not food.