Are you presently slaving over your noir screenplay or novel? Of course you are. Everyone is. Don’t get bogged down trying to think of names for the inhabitants of your future masterpiece, just help yourself to one or more of the all-purpose noir names below.
- Handy Le Job
- Spats Moscowitz
- Sargeant Brick Shithouse
- Tiffany Ferrariface
- Dirk Rancid
- Able Willingham
- Britches O’Spanky
- Carrot Noodlesheim
- Richard Richingwise III
- Baps O’Plenty